Tuesday, August 02, 2016

Panic Attack? Down, girl!

My father's doctor warned "If you ever want to see your dad again, you'd better come back to California."
My 56-yer-old dad was in one wing of a San Jose hospital with terminal lung cancer; mom in the other wing with a shattered ankle, awaiting an artificial one. I borrowed airline money, hopped the redeye flight from Minneapolis, then scurried back and forth between the two wings once I landed.
For the next three months in 1973, I helped care for both of them at home. In those days, doctors in their wisdom didn't tell a terminal patient the truth; that fell to me, the day before dad died, when he asked me if he was going to get better. I told him the truth, and I guess he gave up the fight: he went to the hospital and died next day.
After he passed, I stuck around another month until mom was stable, then left her to the care of my sister and brother. I drove dad's van back to Minnesota to take up my life where I had dropped everything.
A year later, I had given up the laidback longhair life and taken a job under some pressure: haircut, suit, tie, the whole shebang. After work one day, I hopped into my beetle, and dropped my car keys. When I reached down to retrieve them, I started to shake uncontrollably. I began to sweat, and could hardly breathe.
I had absolutely no idea what was wrong (it was the first panic attack I had ever had). Frantic, I checked a local emergency clinic, but they were no help. I stayed home the next day, and the day after that. My boss called to see what was wrong. When I told him, he advised me to get back to work immediately, or I'd get worse. (I didn't realize it at the time, but that was exactly the right advice.)
My doctor had no idea what my problem was. It took about four years before I hung a label on that nervous malady. In a newspaper article, the description of agoraphobia Fear of the marketplace named an antagonist I could begin to deal with.
While I struggled, however, if I could find a reason to avoid leaving my house, I would. If I did have to leave it, I would make a tightly-planned schedule, so I'd run multiple errands per trip. Biofeedback, drugs, etc., nothing seemed to help. I was at least able to leave my house; pity the poor woman I saw on TV that hadn't left hers in 20 years.
In my lost 17 years, I had driven to California and back for a honeymoon, moved to Indiana to work on a magazine, attended trade shows in Dallas and Chicago, started a magazine of my own, given speeches, had a radio talk show, played golf, forcing myself past panic, day after day.
Then, after 17 years of fear, I was divorced. It became crystal clear to me that if I continued to let panic control me, I would end up a hermit.

Soon I'll talk about how I've (mostly) gotten beyond that panicky feeling.

Braemar's New Par 3

Played the new Academy II 9 hole par 3 course at Braemar in Edina, MN, today. Very nice course, freshly groomed, with a real outdoors feel to a course within a few miles of busy freeways.
My playing partner was Greg Wires of Golf Minnesota, and I also met Steve Wetzler of Tee Times, Minnesota Golf & Living. Lots of publishing gossip. And I won a Ryder Cup t-shirt in the raffle after our round.
Stay tuned for more on the Ryder Cup.

Monday, July 25, 2016

Goodbye, Charlie

Mom had her 97th birthday party at the Hibachi Chinese buffet in Minneapolis, and the staff made a beautiful picture of flowers in a vase, utilizing cake, ice cream, chocolate for flower stems, and Mandarin orange slices to create posies. Mom devoured it with delight.
Four days later, she developed thrombosis in her left leg, and started the downward spiral via hospital and nursing home that ended with her peaceful death three months after.
She had a great life, though, and lived it to the hilt. Charlie kept her sense of humor up until the last breath, zinging me even in the nursing home. (I dropped the spoon I was feeding her with into the bowl with a clatter, and said "Well, that was stupid." She looked at me and said winningly, "Does that surprise you?") The impassive lady who shared the table with her, mute for weeks, erupted in a startled laugh.
Even though Mom only lived with me for five years, she made many friends in Minnesota and is missed.
But now it's time to take a deep breath, shake off any lingering sadness, and move on. She was always positive, and I will copy that page from her extensive book of hours.